Dios Mio!

Wondering why there's been so many Dora repeats lately? Turns out, she's been to busy to work, what with the midnight feedings and all. Look at what I found in the new Fisher-Price catalog. I almost choked on my coffee. Apparently, Dora has gotten herself in to a bit of "trouble." The description says that Dora is "the older sister," but I think we all know better. Haven't we all discussed how her mother needs to keep better tabs on her? How walking around unsupervised in the countryside, talking to a monkey can't be good for any child? And Mapa---ugh, don't get me started---Mapa can get Dora to Blueberry mountain, but not the freakin' birth control clinic?!?!?!

Oh and P.S.--- Dora, stop putting both of those kids in a front carrier at the same time. You'll be sorry once you've shelled out $300 for chiropactor co-pays. Trust me. Been there, done that.