NEKKED
So, there we were yesterday, my husband and I, eating lunch in our cramped little kitchen. I was in the middle of blathering about some sort of nonsense, when suddenly hubby becomes perfectly still, and says, "Oh my God. "
He had the same panicked look on his face that he gets when he needs the bathroom ASAP, so I was mentally ticking back over all the meals we've had in the past 2 days, trying to remember exactly to which one I had added the Ex Lax.
"K is naked in the window!" he announced, dodging from sight.
"What? No way....," I started, getting up to look over to our neighbor's house.
Sure enough, there's K in the upstairs window, full frontal naked, her arms strategically covering her nipples, holding a pair of binoculars. Aimed at our house.
I hit the floor, commando crawled over to the phone, called my to call my friend across the street and hissed, "K is naked in the window! On purpose! ACK!!!"
Upon hearing about the binoculars, my friend helpfully suggested, "Maybe she wants to swing with you."
By the way, we're not into that, but I digress...
After about 5 minutes, K pulled the bathroom curtain shut and went about her day. Or to get dressed. Whatever.
And suddenly I remembered being in her house last week for the first time, and having her announce to me and another neighbor (male) about how she jumped out of the shower last week and suddenly remembered that she left her curtains open in the family room. So, naturally, this being an "emergency", she went (sans towel) to close the curtains on those panoramic windows. "Oh", she said, "I hope no one saw me!!!"
Riiiiiight.
So, there we were yesterday, my husband and I, eating lunch in our cramped little kitchen. I was in the middle of blathering about some sort of nonsense, when suddenly hubby becomes perfectly still, and says, "Oh my God. "
He had the same panicked look on his face that he gets when he needs the bathroom ASAP, so I was mentally ticking back over all the meals we've had in the past 2 days, trying to remember exactly to which one I had added the Ex Lax.
"K is naked in the window!" he announced, dodging from sight.
"What? No way....," I started, getting up to look over to our neighbor's house.
Sure enough, there's K in the upstairs window, full frontal naked, her arms strategically covering her nipples, holding a pair of binoculars. Aimed at our house.
I hit the floor, commando crawled over to the phone, called my to call my friend across the street and hissed, "K is naked in the window! On purpose! ACK!!!"
Upon hearing about the binoculars, my friend helpfully suggested, "Maybe she wants to swing with you."
By the way, we're not into that, but I digress...
After about 5 minutes, K pulled the bathroom curtain shut and went about her day. Or to get dressed. Whatever.
And suddenly I remembered being in her house last week for the first time, and having her announce to me and another neighbor (male) about how she jumped out of the shower last week and suddenly remembered that she left her curtains open in the family room. So, naturally, this being an "emergency", she went (sans towel) to close the curtains on those panoramic windows. "Oh", she said, "I hope no one saw me!!!"
Riiiiiight.
posted by The June Cleaver Diaries at 11:39 AM
2 Comments:
EEEEEWWWWWW!
Reminds me of the family that lived across the street from me as a child. No curtains on any of their windows except when Grandma came to visit. After she left, the curtains were taken down again.
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