I Always Knew I Had Althletic Skill
Last night I dreamt I was kicking butt as an olympic pole-dancer. The judges were all non-plussed housewives, with the exception of one guy, who though he was there for a thrill. Sadly, he blanched upon seeing my stretch marks, and demanded an explaination. "Look," I said. "This isn't about beauty. It's about technique. Notice I'm wearing a sports bra. This is serious competition, not some seedy bar. " With that, he up and left. For some reason, Baby Girl was there. I'm not sure why she was there, but I was very careful to wash and sanitize her hands before we left.
I can only imagine what my Wheaties box would look like.
Last night I dreamt I was kicking butt as an olympic pole-dancer. The judges were all non-plussed housewives, with the exception of one guy, who though he was there for a thrill. Sadly, he blanched upon seeing my stretch marks, and demanded an explaination. "Look," I said. "This isn't about beauty. It's about technique. Notice I'm wearing a sports bra. This is serious competition, not some seedy bar. " With that, he up and left. For some reason, Baby Girl was there. I'm not sure why she was there, but I was very careful to wash and sanitize her hands before we left.
I can only imagine what my Wheaties box would look like.
7 Comments:
Dammit--you scooped me! Was Baby Girl wearing her stripper (I mean princess) shoes and trying to imitate you?
I'm pretty sure she was just playing in the corner somewhere. With toys. But I do remember her yellow princess dress.
I sooo scooped you.
Were you watching Oprah yesterday? She had an episode on pole dancing. It was very weird and would cause bad dreams.
NO!!! I didn't see it! I htink I had the dream because my husband is VERY athletic, and last night I was trying to think of one thing he would never be able to do. So my brain cam up with pole dancing. Jeez, I HOPE he can't do that!
Everyone has to have a dream...
But what were you drinking before that dream???
HAHAHA!! You took more Tylenol Cold and Sinus, didn't you?
LMFAO- that's one hell of a dream!
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