An Open Letter To the Makers of Tylenol Cold and Flu
Dear Sir or Madam,
All I wanted was to breathe. So I took your stuff, the 'non-drowsy' variety, and now I'm teetering around the house like friggin' Betty Ford. What the heck is in that 'cough suppressant'? Acid??? I have 3 little ones to take care of, and not a babysitter in sight. So I can't even give the pack of dancing polka-dotted elephants my full, rapt attention.
Damn you. And why did I not discover this stuff in college?
Enjoying the rainbow sparkles,
An Irate and Stoned Consumer
P.S.
Guess who just called? My husband's BOSS. I had to have an extended conversation with him. You will pay, Tylenol Cold and Flu. You will pay.
Dear Sir or Madam,
All I wanted was to breathe. So I took your stuff, the 'non-drowsy' variety, and now I'm teetering around the house like friggin' Betty Ford. What the heck is in that 'cough suppressant'? Acid??? I have 3 little ones to take care of, and not a babysitter in sight. So I can't even give the pack of dancing polka-dotted elephants my full, rapt attention.
Damn you. And why did I not discover this stuff in college?
Enjoying the rainbow sparkles,
An Irate and Stoned Consumer
P.S.
Guess who just called? My husband's BOSS. I had to have an extended conversation with him. You will pay, Tylenol Cold and Flu. You will pay.
posted by The June Cleaver Diaries at 6:22 AM
7 Comments:
No, no, no!! I wish I could have offered this little bit of advice before you joined the winos in the gutter: Advil Cold & Sinus. I swear to you, it will NOT make you drowsy or feel loopy. I PROMISE.
you shouldn't mix that stuff with the happy pills anyway, for that very reason.
Ooh, I love that cold and flu stuff when I have a cold. Because feeling miserable and high is sooo much better than just feeling miserable. ;)
omg, just found you via half of the sky, and you make me laugh. that means i like you. don't worry, i won't come to your new house in canada or anything. seeing as there is NO DAMN TARGET.
;) will be back.
Hi Sarcomical!
And Tylenol Sinus and Cold is a great substitute for diet pills.
This thing is anonymous, right?
I swear by the Advil C&S too...I had hallucinations as a kid when my mom accidently gave me too much nyquil...now i just save it for those "special" occaisions...LOL
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