Because I Know Brad is Sitting Around Writing About Me...
(I can't believe I'm wasting space on this)
So imagine you've been married for a few years, and you and your husband have openly talked to everyone about starting a family. Then you find out that not only has your husband had an affair with a co-worker, but he's also leaving you for her. And oh yeah, while you were still in the dark, thinking that your marriage was okay, not great, but okay, he was out getting her pregnant. And he's adopting her kids.
Once word gets out, everyone celebrates what a great couple your husband and his co-worker make, and how wonderful it is that they're together. And baby makes family! Adorable!!!
And for some reason, everyone is intent on painting YOU out as the bitch, like a psychotic scorned woman, a desperate shrew who had it coming.
Jesus, could Jennifer Aniston have gone through any greater hell with this guy?
I'm usually interested in celebrity dish, I admit it. I've read my fair share of People magazine (in between Dorothy Parker and Tolstoy, of course).
But they way the press is handling this situation, totally turning it's back on the fact that Brad is an ASS--- just because he's hot--- completely turns my stomach.
Not that I expected anything better from the press, but still....
And on a somewhat different tangent, can I just say I'm not at all surprised that he did this? He and I both were a part of University of Missouri's Greek system (sad, but true), and not to generalize, but his fraternity was notorious for it's achingly beautiful, yet morally bankrupt members who had their fair share of chicks to use and abuse.
Congratulations, Brad Pitt. You did Sigma Chi proud.
(I can't believe I'm wasting space on this)
So imagine you've been married for a few years, and you and your husband have openly talked to everyone about starting a family. Then you find out that not only has your husband had an affair with a co-worker, but he's also leaving you for her. And oh yeah, while you were still in the dark, thinking that your marriage was okay, not great, but okay, he was out getting her pregnant. And he's adopting her kids.
Once word gets out, everyone celebrates what a great couple your husband and his co-worker make, and how wonderful it is that they're together. And baby makes family! Adorable!!!
And for some reason, everyone is intent on painting YOU out as the bitch, like a psychotic scorned woman, a desperate shrew who had it coming.
Jesus, could Jennifer Aniston have gone through any greater hell with this guy?
I'm usually interested in celebrity dish, I admit it. I've read my fair share of People magazine (in between Dorothy Parker and Tolstoy, of course).
But they way the press is handling this situation, totally turning it's back on the fact that Brad is an ASS--- just because he's hot--- completely turns my stomach.
Not that I expected anything better from the press, but still....
And on a somewhat different tangent, can I just say I'm not at all surprised that he did this? He and I both were a part of University of Missouri's Greek system (sad, but true), and not to generalize, but his fraternity was notorious for it's achingly beautiful, yet morally bankrupt members who had their fair share of chicks to use and abuse.
Congratulations, Brad Pitt. You did Sigma Chi proud.
posted by The June Cleaver Diaries at 6:36 PM
10 Comments:
I am so with you on this. I know there are always two sides to a story, and no one knows what goes on behind closed doors, but he could have had some tact and waited until the divorce was final before knocking up Angelina.
Classy.
For whatever it's worth, BP does not a thing for me. He's cute-ish, and yeah I'd probably sleep with him but that's because I have low standards. If I had my CHOICE of men, I'd probably request Clint Eastwood.
Well not only that, but why are all of the magazines and tv shows absolulty GUSHING over Brad and Angelina???? He gets a free pass on acting with a little decorum, just because he's attractive?
And about the charity stuff he's doing with Angelilna-- that doesn't get him off the hook, either.
The choices everyone made in this issue aren't necessarily the point. It's the fact that the media is putting this guy on a pedestal--- FOR WHAT???
And as far as the magazines go ("Inside Their Love," one was headlined), the target audience for these publications is women. Why do these editors think we want to celebrate the way he's acting, and revel in the humiliation of his wife?
By the way, HE'S the one that should be humiliated. A real class act, that one.
Felicity-- he doesn't do a thing for me, either. He's too pretty.
Well, I wouldn't kick him out of bed, but I'm really sick of him. I was in line at the supermarket today and saw that poor Angelina had collapsed and was rushed to the hospital. Oh, dear.
The charity work is a brilliant ruse. Jennifer Aniston's people should have thought of it first.
I saw him on Today about a year ago, pleading the case for stem cell research. He gave his little prepared speech, but when Matt Lauer asked him something completely BASIC about the topic (I forget the question), BP flustered and stammered until the MD next to him jumped in to rescue him with an answer. She also completed the rest of the interview while BP looked completely befuddled. So, he's a smarty, too, obviously.
Apparently you can't be good looking and have a brain. Or take your marriage vows seriously. I mean come on, they have their own set of rules after all. And Angelina is stupid if she thinks he'll stay around. Or ya know maybe Brad should worry, she does go through men pretty fast. On the other hand, who really cares. I was team Aniston.
I can't believe I didn't think of that angle....good point!!!
I think the Mary Kay thing is just gross all the way around. I don't doubt that they're in love, but she's a pedophile for sure. Yuck.
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