And the Winner of the 2015 Darwin Awards is........
Um, yeah, I think that will be me.
Today, after changing the babes, I was absolutely gagging on the after-smell. Something about pineapple and poop that does not mix.... Anyhoo, a neighbor was stopping by, so I got out the Lysol and sprayed and sprayed with all my might. And then proceeded to walk through the mist. Twice.
Which reminded me of the time in high school when my uber-tough North Jersey pal showed me her first can of pepper spray. It was all little and cute and attatched to her keychain. "Woah," I said. "Can I try it?" She looked at me like I was nuts, but handed the thing over anyway. I was super careful to point the nozzle away from me, then sprayed. Turns out, I was standing in front of a air conditioner, on full blast. Oh, and did I mention this all took place in front of a guy I was trying to impress? He was impressed, all right. I was oh- so- sassy rolling on the floor, screaming with mascara streaming down my face like a river gone wild. Ohhhh yeah.
Brilliant!
Um, yeah, I think that will be me.
Today, after changing the babes, I was absolutely gagging on the after-smell. Something about pineapple and poop that does not mix.... Anyhoo, a neighbor was stopping by, so I got out the Lysol and sprayed and sprayed with all my might. And then proceeded to walk through the mist. Twice.
Which reminded me of the time in high school when my uber-tough North Jersey pal showed me her first can of pepper spray. It was all little and cute and attatched to her keychain. "Woah," I said. "Can I try it?" She looked at me like I was nuts, but handed the thing over anyway. I was super careful to point the nozzle away from me, then sprayed. Turns out, I was standing in front of a air conditioner, on full blast. Oh, and did I mention this all took place in front of a guy I was trying to impress? He was impressed, all right. I was oh- so- sassy rolling on the floor, screaming with mascara streaming down my face like a river gone wild. Ohhhh yeah.
Brilliant!
posted by The June Cleaver Diaries at 5:33 PM
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I always do the walk through lysol thing, too. Then that rubbing alcohol masked with fragrance nastiness gets into your mouth and NEVER goes away. Gag.
Well, maybe it's better than the pungent odor of pineapple poop!
Laughed out loud at this one. A friend's son once accidentally sprayed pepper spray in his own eyes and kept saying "There's sticks in my eyes!" :-((
LMAO. Sorry, but LMAO.
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I thought I was the only one who walked through walls of lysol. Now I feel better.
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